Slayer

Ever wonder how records were made in 1937.


I've always wanted to be a Slayer fan. One day.


I love Kool-Aid. And you should too.


The Big Lebowski in two minutes. A classic rebirthed.

My next Indian shirt. Yes!

Us at Acid Girls after some of us got kicked out and others followed. But it was only five bucks, so fuck it.

Peruse This Garb

BBC2 Culture Show ft. Soulwax
Uploaded by Frauleinnoise

I found this sweet documentary about Soulwax.
Bear and Horse Indian jewelry. Making demigods out of the wilderness.

Indian bowler ties I found online. Goddamn, you'd be the hot shit at the next reservation meeting.
Now your Lego's can engage in mass murder, stealth, with a side of jihad.
I always wanted Lego to make a Batman, and they did. Now the kids can fight terrorism in miniature proportions.

So it was a quick dream. It was an aerial shot, so I'm thinking I was in a helicopter during this dream. The helicopter was doing its thing and following an interstate. There was a congestion of deer on the interstate. And then fucking bears were up in their shit. Standard American bears. And some were pink. Later I discovered through my keen observation that these bears weren't pink by birth. They were fucking feasting on the fauna. I guess their blood was neon pink. Even in dreams the bear persona follows me.
Daniel and I drove to Austin this past weekend to visit Jessica and Erik and the rest of the Austin family. We had lots of sushi and Lonestar and watched lots of Arrested Development. I saw some dog dick at Town Lake and drank a lot of redbulls on the drives. We had a great time. Picture taken by Daniel's camera. I named it George Michael

list me some reasons

Its a new year and I'm camera-less. I'm thinking of bringing back the disposable camera. Hopefully, this revival will work out better than my fanny pack and use of the word, boss, like, that's boss, yo, revival.
Here are two lists i wrote down recently, and more to come as the creativity settles. Its going to be a good year.

10 THINGS TO KEEP IN YOUR POCKET AT ALL TIMES, in no particular order
1) Change. The backbone of buying Steel Reserves minutes before buying time is over.
2) Lighter. Cigarettes, weed, meth, cocaine, heroin, Eric Clapton live. They all need this.
3) Movie ticket stub. Pull it out during an awkward silence and milk the shit out of how much Valkyrie sucked.
4) Lint. Insulation never hurt anybody.
5) Phone. Nothing like being sterile with a thing that veers radiation in all directions, so say the guys that think everything causes cancer.
6) Keys. 'Cause everyone should have a, I fell on my keys, story.
7) Lip balm. Its much like crack cocaine, the addiction, but they sell it at Walgreens.
8) Receipts. Handy parchment for when you receive new digits or you have to imdb a movie when you get home.
9) Hanky. We all need a snot rag, 'cause strangers' couch cushions won't suffice.
10) Hands. Glove substitute. And you can cover up an erection in public pretty well.

5 WAYS ARACHNOPHOBIA [THE MOVIE] HAUNTED MY CHILDHOOD
1) Checking every corner and ceiling before going to sleep.
2) Feeling the inside of my toilet with my hand before going number two.
3) Any shoe on the floor was a possible meeting place for eight-legged cocksuckers.
4) No perusing the A section at Blockbuster.
5) Freaking out of my bed at night when my hand touched some food crumbs.