Searching the Union Part One

Vans for homes. Dave, Joe, Geoff, Aaron, Lalo, Cody, MJ, Myself, and a dog with a huge vagina, Pende, embarked on an eleven day tour of the East Coast and the South. It was a life changing experience that broke emotional and geographical barriers. We drove through and visited the listed states: Texas, Arkansas, Tennessee, Ohio, West Virginia, Virginia, Pennsylvania, Washington D.C., Maryland, Delaware, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Florida, Mississippi, and Louisiana. Here are some memorable pictures from those places.
We were in Little Rock, Arkansas for, like, half an hour. We saw a lot of tall t's and a bitch-ass girl fight inside a McDonalds. The girls were ruthless. We were always getting lost and/or needing directions and McDonalds is a sure thing for WiFi.
Somewhere in the South, Lalo got himself a rub-on tattoo.
In Cincinnati, we went to White Castle. It was the biggest fast food disappointment of my life.
So apparently I look like Jon Lovitz, Jason Biggs, Ringo Starr, and now a fucking bear. They have the 2nd amendment joke, the right to bear arms.
Yuengling Lager is the coolest beer I had on tour. I first had it in Pittsburgh for a dollar a draft at Howlers Cafe. We had it again in Richmond.
Aaron at Ramakin's in Richmond. Richmond sucks, I'm sorry, it does. We were there for two fucking days. I paid a night charge to see Pineapple Express, which also sucked. But it was an experience, of course, and again we slept in parking lots. The Buckeye way!
We drove to our nations capital. We couldn't find parking, so we just drove around until we got sick of it. This is one of the few pictures I took while in the lions den. That is one huge lobster.
The Delaware Bridge. On our way to New York. Too many fucking tolls, and bastard directions.
We met up with Arto, Daniel, and Arto in Soho. It was a great time and I now love NYC! The ladies were smoking; everyone looked like Zooey Deschanel.
Somewhere on the road, we landed ourselves in the town of Goochland. I don't remember what state. Apparently, the worst toilet in history is located in Goochland.
Part Two coming soon.