list me some reasons

Its a new year and I'm camera-less. I'm thinking of bringing back the disposable camera. Hopefully, this revival will work out better than my fanny pack and use of the word, boss, like, that's boss, yo, revival.
Here are two lists i wrote down recently, and more to come as the creativity settles. Its going to be a good year.

10 THINGS TO KEEP IN YOUR POCKET AT ALL TIMES, in no particular order
1) Change. The backbone of buying Steel Reserves minutes before buying time is over.
2) Lighter. Cigarettes, weed, meth, cocaine, heroin, Eric Clapton live. They all need this.
3) Movie ticket stub. Pull it out during an awkward silence and milk the shit out of how much Valkyrie sucked.
4) Lint. Insulation never hurt anybody.
5) Phone. Nothing like being sterile with a thing that veers radiation in all directions, so say the guys that think everything causes cancer.
6) Keys. 'Cause everyone should have a, I fell on my keys, story.
7) Lip balm. Its much like crack cocaine, the addiction, but they sell it at Walgreens.
8) Receipts. Handy parchment for when you receive new digits or you have to imdb a movie when you get home.
9) Hanky. We all need a snot rag, 'cause strangers' couch cushions won't suffice.
10) Hands. Glove substitute. And you can cover up an erection in public pretty well.

5 WAYS ARACHNOPHOBIA [THE MOVIE] HAUNTED MY CHILDHOOD
1) Checking every corner and ceiling before going to sleep.
2) Feeling the inside of my toilet with my hand before going number two.
3) Any shoe on the floor was a possible meeting place for eight-legged cocksuckers.
4) No perusing the A section at Blockbuster.
5) Freaking out of my bed at night when my hand touched some food crumbs.