Pirates, yo

So it was a good weekend. Matt Talley came in town and we had ourselves some Carta Blanca's and Mickeys' together, other people's drinks. We went to 3 1/2 parties on Friday. The first stop was my friend, Matt M., who had his b-day party; a lot of Gatti kids showed up. A few lucky girls would be beaten, raped, and recorded!
Matt Talley (the other Matt I know), myself, and Wolf Motherfucker.
We went to a Le Disko dj party, i guess. It was the same people too cool to move or dance and tried their damnedest to maintain their cool posture and not mess up their hair. Eh, it was free.
I feel like John Madden. OK. Yellow: the situation, two kids scamming in the back unaware that I have a camera. Red: look at the leg action, goddamn. Sky Blue: that necking, fucking shit. I'll have all of the above.
Saturday was the battle of I-10. I rode my new bicycle around Kern and took some nice pictures of the El Paso view. Atop Rim Road it was a nice moment to myself. Standing on rocks with weeds seeping in between, making the sound of fresh bells as the wind cascaded down to earth. Oh, yeah!
Kyrha, myself, and Jessica brushed our teeth at Jessica's. It was awesome.
We went to a pirate themed party. They had a treasure chest of booty, jello shots. They spent too much money on decorations and plastic containers but it was a realistic atmosphere. We later got kicked out because our guests weren't appropriately dressed for the theme. It was geeky nerdy loser pirates that kicked us out. the fraternity of people your friends' loser older brother belongs to, that sort of deal.
Then we went to Geoff, Cecil, and Dave's for a round or two of Guitar Hero which I didn't partake. There was Risk, arguments, blood. This was the real pirate party we were looking for all along.
I'm currently reading The Rum Diary. I'm catching up on all the books soon to be made into movies as should you. Then you can make snotty and showy remarks after you leave the movie like, "the book was better," or "they should have casted this actor for this or that character."